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    Well, life likes jokes, life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments. Probably particularly then. As you well know, from your own splendid work: an appreciation for the absurd throws everything else into relief: sadness, beauty, emotion. Humorless fiction is a sealed room. There may be meaning inside: the pitch dark will render it meaningless. As for humorless human beings — I don’t even know how to talk to them. They’re the first people I plan to eat in the lifeboat I’m certain I will some day end up in.

    — Elizabeth McCracken: I plan to eat the humorless! - Salon.com (via rachelfershleiser)

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  3. Text post

    rosiesays:

    Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.

    Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.

    Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.

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  7. Link post

    the-milk-eyed-mender:

    1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.

    2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH DOORWAYS LESS THAN SIX FEET IN WIDTH. THIS SHOWS A MAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HIM IN THE FAIRY TALE SPLENDOR HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF RETIRING IN.

    3. A HAT WHICH MAN DONT WANT ON THERE!!!! DO YOU HAVE TOO MSANY EYES? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?? PLEASE DO NOT DECEIVE ME, LADIES, I AM VERY YOUNG, I AM SOFT

    4. CENTIPEDES, PLEASR STOP POURING CENTIPEDES AND SCORPIONS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND EYES WHEN YOU SPEAK ARCANE HELL-TONGUES TO ME WHEN YOU VISIT MY BEDSIDE IN THE DEAD OF THE MOONLESS NIGHT

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  9. Chat post

    1. Woman: I'm smart
    2. Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
    3. Woman: I'm creative
    4. Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
    5. Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
    6. Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
    7. Woman: I have value
    8. Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
    9. Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
    10. Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

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